Twitter Machine Tuesday

Once again I'm back to post my random thoughts here on my blog.  Maybe one day I'll get a Twitter Machine account, but I wouldn't count on it.  Especially since my wife has one and passes along the tweets of all the people I'd follow anyways.

So for now I'll post them here and hope for a positive reaction from you, the readers.  Any LOLs or comments are appreciated.

-We're still trying to figure out where Ana figured out "knock-knock"
-After the Tupac hologram "performed" at Coachella, how long before we just replace every not-actually-dead artist with a hologram? #elvis
-Now I get why Tupac was a part of digital underground
-Seeing Lane Pryce beat Pete Campbell up made my week #madmen
-I may be flirting with alcoholism. My Vanilla Coke Zero just didn't taste as good without the vodka
-Tell me why a Secret Service agent should have to pay for sex when they have the ultimate pick-up line
-That of course being "I'll take a bullet for you, baby"
-Kim pretty much summed up exactly why I love living in Northern California in her blog post.
-The pictures of Pippa with the gun-wielding guy just make her a little more dangerous and a little sexier
-Rock of Ages looks like it could be the perfect car-wreck movie. Can't look away as horrifying as it is.
-Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are getting married in what is a disappointment to every woman everywhere
-Why are movie trailers and teasers getting their own teasers? So lame.
-Outside Lands lineup announced. May be the first year I'm not excited for it. #getoffmylawn
-I love quite a few of the acts, but it just doesn't grab me like previous years.
-Especially since there's no way Jack White, Dispatch, Andrew Bird, Bloc Party, Fun and The Walkmen will play on the same day
-Grace loves playing with stickers. Doesn't matter what the sticker has on it.
-Erin and I are like 2 episodes away from finishing The West Wing again. Need a suggestion for #whatsnext.
-I love the Bird-Magic story about as much as anyone, but I think even I wouldn't go see a Broadway show about it.
-I actually fear my wife replacing me with a hologram #justlikepac
-They tried to do a hologram of Notorious BIG but they didn't have a big enough projector
-There is something very un-Coachella about Rhianna and the actors from Glee attending

That's all for this week. See you next Tuesday, fake tweeps.