**WARNING THIS POST CONTAINS DETAILS ABOUT MY CHILDREN POOPING. WHAT ELSE IS NEW?**
Thanksgiving can be a pretty stressful day.
You have too many people all in one house. There are always too many people in the kitchen. You eat way too much. Those of us with kids have to load up the car with kids, toys, extra diapers, extra clothes, pack and plays, milk, bottles, cups and anything else we may need for a couple of hours away from that house. It can be emotionally draining.
The day itself wasn't actually too stressful. It was nice spending time with family and going to multiple houses with the girls. Grace and Ana tore up some turkey and mashed potatoes. They didn't sleep enough which led to some tears in the afternoon hours, but even that wasn't so bad.
After a long day away from our house, we got home and were pretty drained. We still wanted to stick to our routine and give baths and bottles before bed time, so we drew the bath and got started.
Grace had been gassy which I'm going to assume was a result of too much turkey consumption, so I just laughed it off when she made a few bubbles in the tub. That was until I saw that it wasn't just a normal fart. She had pooped in the tub, and I was horrified. I was in there by myself with the girls, so I lifted Grace out of the tub and called for Erin. She came in and saw what happened, so she immediately lifted up Ana and moved her to the master bathtub. We wiped Grace off and took her in there too.
We figured we would move them to our tub to do the rest of bath time in there. It was a good plan in theory, but our kids are more into chaos theory.
Ana decided that she could one-up Grace. As she stood there, she let it rip. Now each girl had pooped in a different tub within a 3 minute stretch. I yelled out to Erin again who was cleaning the other tub. She didn't understand why I was yelling for her. As she came into the bedroom all she could say was "Really kid?" and put Ana in our shower. She grabbed Grace just as she was trying to grab what her sister had made and put her in the shower too.
Erin ended up turning bath time into shower time. She showered with them and cleaned them both while in the shower.
After a long day with family and too much food and football and parades, all we could do was collapse on the couch, have a drink and laugh about it. We certainly won't forget this Thanksgiving.