I've been sick as a dog. It sucks balls. I have no motivation to write or be creative or post anything really. Luckily I've been tracking my Twitter Machine thoughts throughout the week. I can look creative and productive with minimal effort. That is what I'm talking about. So read on...
-If it takes more than 5 seconds to decipher your personalized plates, what's the point?
-All the open houses make me excited for when the girls start school.
-Dealing with other bad kids and bad parents doesn't make me excited for school.
-Human nature: People expecting rewards from no work.
-I don't understand a sequel to The Hangover. I mean I understand the cash grab but not logistically.
-Lance Armstrong is a douche. Cancer or not, he is a cheat and a rat.
-Do I look taller on this soapbox?
-I will miss you Macho Man. One of the top 5 biggest stars of my childhood.
-All this Oprah love for the end of her show is a little much. She started a network, so she'll probably still have a show.
-Being sick is the worst. Can't play with the girls or sleep well. Hate it.
-Might just be me, but I love the feeling of getting into a hot car when I'm sick and achey.
-There's no alcohol in Nyquil anymore. Stupid prohibitionists.
-You have to be a huge POS to go on The Biggest Loser and not lose any weight.
-My wife loves terrible television, so of course she has locked our tv on to The Bachelorette. Just a horrible show.
I'm off to drown my sorrows in more cold medication.
1 comment:
"do I look taller on this soapbox?" bwa ha ha!!!
Agree on the personal plates- it shouldn't be that hard.
And you can bet your bottom dollar (that tomorroowwwwww) I'll be seeing the hangover 2. (I don't mean I will be seeing it tomorrow, that was like the song) (from Annie) (I was in that play)
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