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-It's time to start referring to LeBron James as Costanza. What with the shrinking and all.
-I think ADD & ADHD are made up by the pharmaceutical industry to get more people medicated.
-Cat people are convinced they're better than dog people. Dog people don't care and therefore are better.
-My daughters may smile when they see me, but they glow when they see their mom.
-People always appreciate and work harder when you give them free food.
-A woman that like sports makes life easier. Take time to teach wives/girlfriends/daughters.
-Congrats to my sister who is getting married this weekend. It is going to be a blast.
-Every wedding I've been to has been a-mazing. Is it because I'm there and know how to have a great time? YES
-Very surprised Super 8 was #1 with Judy Moody and the Not Bummer Summer coming out. No accounting for taste I guess.
-There are just some people that will never appreciate being given a prize. They want more for nothing.
-My secret shame: Many of these thoughts are not under 140 characters. This one is. Or is it?
-Ana may actually predestined to be a swimmer. She touches the water and immediately starts kicking. Quite adorably even.
-My wife is quite the perfectionist along with being a procrastinator. It makes for some interesting 11th hours.
-More appropriate name for their scandal: Pee-wee Herman or Anthony Weiner? Outdated references FTW.
-I'm happy for Dirk and the Mavs. He has busted his ass for a long time and earned it (as has Jason Kidd).
-Working from 6:30AM to 8:00PM sucks balls. I don't recommend it especially if you want to see your kids.
-How awful and irredeemable does Human Centipede 2 have to be that the entire country of England has banned it?
-Admit it. Ever since you read that one about being over 140 characters you've gone back and started counting.
-I had an eye appointment last week and confirmed what I already knew: slightly far-sighted and need reading glasses.
-I was thinking of huge horn-rimmed glasses like total 50s style but went in totally different direction.
-I actually think my knee is injured after Jillian Michael's Shred. Don't think it caused it, but it didn't help.
-Mobile kids scare the hell out of me. Mostly because it is still Giants season and I can be quite inattentive during games.
-Didn't Saved by the Bell ultimately predict this whole energy drink dependency that our youth is dealing with? I'm so, so scared Zack.
-When Grace actually knows what dada means when she says it, that will be a fabulous day.
That should do it for this week. Keep on keeping on. As always any comments that you'd like to post in Twitter Machine form are greatly appreciated.
2 comments:
i'm so excited...
This made me laugh out loud many times.
Especially Costanza shrinkage.
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