Twitter Machine Tuesday

We're at it again with another Twitter Machine Tuesday.  I still don't have an actual Twitter Machine to post my thoughts, so I've resigned myself to posting my 140-character musings in blog form on a weekly basis.  As always I welcome you to post fake tweets of your own in the comments section.

-You may have noticed no 1000 Words post this week. My week in pictures was too uneventful for it, but I'll be back next week.
-We bought a jumperoo. It makes annoying noises & music, but my girls love it. So this is what it's like to be a parent to a Justin Bieber fan.
-Between baby girls and baseball season, I'm starting to wonder why we keep our Netflix account.
-Erin & I have gone to Outside Lands the last two years. We won't be going this year because of the girls. Must say very disappointed based on the announced bands.
-I can't remember the last movie I saw in the theatre. Toy Story 3? There was a time when I went to the movies EVERY WEEK.
-I recommended that my wife follow @extrabaggs on the Twitter Machine for SF Giants news. I may have created a monster.
-Someone finished the Boston Marathon in 2 hours 3 minutes. Just a tick ahead of my 4 hour 50 minute time. Show off.
-We watched Greenberg and Funny People over the weekend. Talk about unlikeable characters.
-Will Ferrell was actually understated on The Office. I don't know that he has ever not played it over the top, but I liked it either way.
-Really? A fifth Fast and the Furious movie?
-Breakfast food smells good when you're making it but horrible an hour later. No matter the food.
-How do we not have a teleportation device? Get on that Steve Jobs.